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I Hate Dents by Demolition[Norway]

I Hate Dents - - HEJ ALLA BARN,,,,, JAG HETER RULLE!!!!!! - HELLO,THIS IS MNL OF DEMOLITION..I'D LIKE TO TELL YA ABOUT MY VISIT AT THE DENTIST A WEEK AGO (NOTHIN' FOR SMALL CHILDREN).IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS TOLD I SHOULD GO TO THE DENTIST BY SOMEONE IN MY CLASS,AND SO I DID.....WHEN I CAME TO THE OFFICE A WOMEN ASKED ME:"ARE YOU KNUT MORTEN?"(THAT'S MY NAME) I NODDED,AND SHE TOLD ME TO FOLLOW HER.... WE WENT TO THE X-RAY ROOM TO TAKE A PICTURE............ WHEN SHE GOT THE PICTURE SHE SAID:YOU'VE GOT A FEW HOLES,SO PLEASE COME TO ME TOMORROW AT TEN 'O CLOCK......AND SO I DID... WHEN I CAME THE NEXT DAY SHE TOLD ME TO SIT DOWN IN THE CHAIR....WHEN SHE LEANED HERSELF OVER ME I FIRST REALLISED HOW DISCUSTIN' SHE WAS.....SHE HAD MOUSTAGE!(YOU MIGHT WONT BELEVE ME,BUT IT'S TRUE...SHE HAD LOTS OF SMALL BLACK HAIRS UNDER HER NOSE..).... HER MOUTH LOOKED NEARLY LIKE THE ONE THE MONSTER IN PREDATOR HAS,AND THE REST OF THE FACE WAS SO UGLY THAT I WON'T EVEN TRY TO DESCRIBE IT............ THEN SHE TOLD ME TO OPEN MY MOUTHAND PUTTED MY HEAD BETWEEN HER GIGANTIC BREASTS (BIGGER THAN S.FOX I BET!)........WITH A NORMAL GIRL/WOMAN,I'D REALLY LIKE LIING LIKE THAT, BUT SHE WAS SO UGLY THAT I FEEL SIK WHEN I'M ONLY THINKIN ON HER..THEN SHE STARTED TO BORE. I'M SURE THAT SHE WAS HUNTING FOR NERVES TO BORE IN....IT'S THE WORSE FEELING THAT IVE EVER HAD!!!!!.IT HURTED SO MUTCH THAT I WAS LIIN' IN THE CHAIR SWETTIN'.........THEN,WHEN SHE WAS FINISHED WITH BORRIN' SHE SAID TO THE OTHER DENTIST:"I NEARLY KILLED THIS ONE!"....(WHAT A BIG,BIG SLIMY ASSHOLE!!) THEN I LEFT THE DENTIST.. BUT I'M SURE OF ONETHIN' I HATE DENTIST!!!!! MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER WORLD.KILL A DENTIST TODAY!! ONLY ONE MORE THING BEFORE I SIGN OFF...I NEED MORE CONTACTS: SO WRITE TO: KNUT M. CLAUSEN, SKIFERVN.27, 3900 PORSGRUNN, N O R W A Y.......MNL OF DEMOLITION SIGNIN' OF WITH THE WIZE WORDS: ONLY A DEAD DENTIST IS A GOOD DENTIST!. - -